It's a dog's (social) life!
Bono, the 7-month-old white and brown mongrel who lives in Mumbai, tells us why it's so cool for a dog to be on Facebook and Twitter. You can follow Bono on Twitter at twiner.com/bonobarks.
The furniture has been gnawed, clothes have been torn, and books have been nibbled. What next? Social media! Seeing my mum glued to a box on her lap and a box in her hand, I was intrigued. So I wagged my tail and my mum knew I was interested. See, the deal is, my mum's sister lives in the US and she isn't pleased that the family decided to bring home a puppy in her absence. So I was forced to open Facebook and Twitter accounts to keep her updated on my latest crushes, my favorite meals and my adventures. Yeah, I am world famous. A cute Chihuahua propositioned me on Facebook, bitches are so in your face *sign* Twitter has made me some fun friends. In fact, some senior doggies warned me about those needles they poke into us. Every once in a while I tear a book because it would make for excellent tweeting. Sometimes, I make a cute face at the box in mum's hand because I think it'd make a fine twitpic. Now I am thinking of starting a campaign on Twitter to get my mum to buy me an iPad. I plan to make millions by creating a game called 'Angry Kittens.' What fun it would be to see kittens dash into things *evil grin*
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